At the outset, it is important to remember that this is nothing more than a game. Extensive studies conducted on testing grounds of the Atlantic Seaboard have revealed aberrant behavioral patterns in those who have played this boardgame consistently. Previously confirmed 'townies' and erstwhile boors have been known to don a pair of tasseled loafers or open a charge account at Brooks Brothers after several weeks of participation in this amusement. Granted, this game is meant to be a hoot and players are encouraged to totally go for it, but it is not meant to be taken too seriously. Au contraire! If you find your previous aversion to watercress sandwiches and blue blazers has suddenly dissipated; or if you have an uncontrollable urge to monogram your cat, please do not panic. You may always choose the social status of your preference by playing any of our other boardgames: 'Leisure Life ; 'Winnebago'; 'The Double-Knit Game'; or 'It's a Nurd!'. Personal preferences aside, this game is meant for one and all. But for the consumer with the more discerning eye, rest assured that this game contains no polyester fibres. Enjoy!